Monday, June 12, 2006

Party Time!

Ummmm....since nothing interesting has happened today, I'll talk about yesterday. So I was invited to a bbq with the people I work with. No time was set, so we show up later in the day and of course the food is all gone, but they went out to get some more, which was great. Umm....chicken!

Anyways, while we are eating and drinking some, some guy decides that that was the best time to talk about the work he did for his graduate thesis, which was on MRIs. At this time, we all have food stuck in our mouths, so we are forced to listen. We tried to changed the subject, but he could bring any topic back to MRIs. I have to give him credit for his ability to get back on what he wanted to talk about. He then spent the next half hour talking to this lady, who at the end then says, "maybe I am too druck, but I don't understand a single word you just said". Pure genius. He pretty much shut up after that.

It was then the lady's turn, but by this time she was in a depressing mood and started going on about how she misses Bulgaria, how things are so different and how everything sucked.

Anyways back to the point of this post, she told us a great joke that I have to share with you guys, so here goes (I am not good at telling jokes, but we'll see how it goes):

Five people (George Bush, Bill Clinton, Hillary Clinton, the pope and a schoolboy) are flying in a plane. The pilot comes in and says that they are going to crash and they only have four parachutes. So Bill Clinton goes "Well, I am involved in all these charities and the people need me to continue to do my good work", so he gets the parachute and jumps. Hillary then says "I am the future of the democratic party and I need to help mobilize women in politics", so she gets a parachute and jumps also. George Bush then says "Well, I am the president of the United States and the leader of the free world, so I should get one too", so he grabs one and jumps. The pope and the kid are looking at each other and the pope says "you are the future of the world, so you should get the last parachute. I have done all that I need to in this world" and the kid then replies, "What are you talking about? There are two parachutes left. The last guy just jumped off with my school bag."

It thought it was a great joke and laughed my head off. I still giggle to myself everytime I think about it. You guys should let me know what you think.

Peace out!

9 comments:

MAGICSPACEMONKEY said...

haha!! I could imagine that actually happening.

We can only wish, eh!?

Good one!

LBaller said...

Hahahahahaha. George Bush should jump out of a plane!

Anonymous said...

LOL. That's hilarious! =D

Now who says you're bad at telling jokes?

Chazza said...

Hehehe that was funny. Also just lettin u know Aussie Cast no. 5 is up!

saint of spiders said...

It would apprear that all of you are not very fond of lil George.

Adeline - I usually forget something, so when I say the punchline it makes no sense.

Chazza - oh, I'm on top of that! I'm still listening to it and once I'm done, I'll comment.

Sara - You could pretend that it is.

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